Being thankful Quote by Joseph Heller

“Morale was deteriorating and it was all Yossarian's fault. The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence…

— Joseph Heller

“Consciously, sir, consciously," Yossarian corrected in an effort to help. "I hate them consciously.”

— Joseph Heller

“Yossarian's attitude toward his roommates turned merciful and protective at the mere recollection of Captain Black. It was not their fault that they were…

— Joseph Heller

From now on I'm thinking only of me." Major Danby replied indulgently with a superior smile: "But, Yossarian, suppose everyone felt that way." "Then,"…

— Joseph Heller

“Yossarian - the very sight of the name made Colonel Cathcart shudder. There were so many esses in it. It just had to be…

— Joseph Heller

“The only end in sight was Yossarian's own, and he might have remained in the hospital until doomsday had it not been for that…

— Joseph Heller

“You pompous, rotund, neighborly, vacuous, complacent... - Yossarian”

— Joseph Heller

“Doc Daneeka was Yossarian's friend and would do just about nothing in his power to help him.”

— Joseph Heller

“They were the most depressing group of people Yossarian had ever been with. They were always in high spirits.”

— Joseph Heller

“It was a vile and muddy war, and Yossarian could have lived without it—lived forever, perhaps. Only a fraction of his countrymen would give…

— Joseph Heller

“change is inevitable, and when it happens, the wisest response is not to wail or whine but to suck it up and deal with”

— Daniel H. Pink

“It's a time-honored truism of diplomacy that the most resented epithet is the one most accurately depicting the deficiencies of the recipient.”

— keith laumer