Quote by Joseph Heller

“There was another time when Mike was really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta…

— Chester Bennington

“Jeff: I understand you guys had a good day today? Peanut: Yes we had a great day! Jose: No we did not. Peanut: Yes…

— Jeff Dunham

“Clean," Peter said. "Can I get a water bottle or something to clean his hands?" I scanned the crowd. He drew my attention back…

— Dani Alexander

“You are too late," he cried proudly, "I have shot the Wendy. Peter will be so pleased with me." Overhead Tinker Bell shouted "Silly…

— J.M. Barrie

“I was just slipping my pajama top over my head when I heard Ren bellow, “YOU ate ALL of my peanut . . . butter . . . COOKIES?”

— Colleen Houck

Brian: You gotta get your shit together, man. Peter Bretter: I'm trying to. It's so hard here. Brian, everywhere I look I'm reminded of…

— Forgetting Sarah Marshall

“WHAT! WE CANT TALK AT THE SAME TIME! I talk, you talk, I talk, you talk, I talk, you talk, WE CAN'T DO IT!…

— Jeff Dunham

“It was—"Fred., come help me to cant this timber here."—"Fred., come carry this timber yonder."—"Fred., bring that roller here."—"Fred., go get a fresh can…

— Frederick Douglass

“Mom?'' ''Its your first bank heist, son. I couldnt sit at home and worry. I had to come and help'' ''But ... but... How…

— Chris Dolley

“In the kitchen, refilling my glass." Peters's voice carried through the kitchen doorway. "You people drive me to drink, and I can't do it…

— Sara Driscoll

“a blast of putrid air. I nearly gagged. “Yeccch, it stinks!” I blurted out. “Really?” Mary Anne said. “I think it’s magical.” “No, not…

— Ann M. Martin

Antonio- "Just in time, Pete. Five more minutes of reading this and she'd have been in a coma." Peter- "Are we such bad company…

— Kelley Armstrong