Quote by David Graeber

I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt."

— Mitch Hedberg

“Like attention, praise and porn, salt is one of those instant gratifiers that are easy to get too much of and hard to get…

— Josh Ozersky

“Orders…I was familiar with both giving and having them followed. The key was to always issue them to someone who would obey. Not to…

— Ella Frank

“Disregard my order to disregard my order. And that’s an order.”

— Jarod Kintz

It is a common saying that many pecks of salt must be eaten before the duties of friendship can be discharged.

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

“When we open our hands and take that which is offered to us, we are not only receiving the thing offered, but we are…

— Emily P. Freeman

“Salt is truly useful when it is used usefully, so are dexterity, wisdom and understanding!”

— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

“You want a burrito?" I asked. "Is that a question or a statement of the obvious?" "Neither. It's an order.”

— Cory Doctorow

“I blinked at him. "What does salt have to do with any of this?" "It protects you from evil." "Salt?" Disbelief all but dripped…

— Alyxandra Harvey

“Salt is like good humor, and nearly everything is better for a pinch of it.”

— Louisa May Alcott

“What do I always tell you? ‘ Not enough salt is an in-salt,’ and ‘Too much salt is an as-salt!”

— S.D. Smith

“I'm so busy listening to the heart that I don't even hear when somebody asks me to pass the salt.”

— Frederik Pohl