Quote by Joseph Heller Download Open image ““I lost my balls! Aarfy, I lost my balls!”” — Joseph Heller ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“ It sucked balls.Dirty balls. Like I-ran-a-mile-in-July-while-wearing-leather-pants balls. ” — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“I forgot my balls,” Lucas said coming over. “Your what?” “My balls. Apparently I left them in this room somewhere, because otherwise I’d have… — Mia Watts Copy Share Image
“May your balls rot like fruit in the sun, and your manhood wither at the root!” — Elizabeth Vaughan Copy Share Image
“I feel like grabbing my crotch and checking to see if my balls are still there because I think they may be in her… — Katja Millay Copy Share Image
“I'm pretty sure those're my balls you've found,” I said to the man searching my pants. “You gonna count 'em out now? Because I'll… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle. "That's some catch, that… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes. — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
I’m cold,' Snowden said softly, 'I’m cold.' 'You’re going to be all right, kid,' Yossarian reassured him with a grin. 'You’re going to be… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on. — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“Captain Flume was obsessed with the idea that Chief White Halfoat would tiptoe up to his cot one night when he was sound asleep… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“Depreciating motels, junked automobiles, and quick-food joints grow like amber waves of grain.” — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“That was where he wanted to be if he had to be there at all, instead of hung out there in front like some… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service. — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“Yossarian was moved by such intense pity for his poverty that he wanted to smash his pale. sad, sickly face with his fist and… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
You have deep-seated survival anxieties. And you don't like bigots, bullies, snobs or hypocrites. Subconsciously there are many people you hate." "Consciously, sir, consciously,"… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
