"↑ top up position down The fact that……" — Jonathan Tropper
"↑ top up position down The fact that I suspect I'm an asshole means I probably am not, because a real asshole doesn't think he's an asshole, does he? Therefore, by realizing that I'm an asshole, I am in fact negating that very realization, am I not? Descartes's Asshole Axiom: I think I am; therefor I'm not one."
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60 Quotes by Jonathan Tropper
Jonathan Tropper has 60 quotes on this site.
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We all start out so damn sure, thinking we've got the world on a string. If we ever stopped to…
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We are all smiling in the picture, three brothers having a grand old time just playing around in the living…
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There are no happy endings, just happy days, happy moments. The only real ending is death, and trust me, no…
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That's the thing about life; everything feels so permanent, but you can disappear in an instant.
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Even under the best of circumstances, there's just something so damn tragic about growing up.
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At this point in my life, I'm not looking for any happy endings. I'm just looking to get things started.
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I wake up like this, this sense that I've somehow been transported to an alternate universe where my life took…
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She was smart and funny and vulnerable and just so goddamned beautiful, the kind of beautiful that was worth being…
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Sometimes you walk past a pretty girl on the street there's something beyond beauty in her face, something warm and…
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But the muse won’t always cooperate and she will never be coerced. Sometimes she’d rather take a nap or see…
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You lost your wife, Douglas. My heartbreaks for you, it really does. But I lose my husband every day, all…
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And even if you didn't fall in love in the eighties, in your mind it will feel like the eighties,…
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More Asshole Quotes
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Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole.
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The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee,…
— George Carlin
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Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another,…
— George Carlin
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I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few…
— George Carlin
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Recently I've been looking for something new. The past few projects I've worked on, I keep getting cast as the…
— Dave Franco
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It was only after I untied my girlfriend from being face down on the bed that I learned her screaming,…
— David Henry
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Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one.
— Francois Ozon
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Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain / An asshole, that role…
— Eminem
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I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia. You are not scared. You are an asshole,
— Morgan Freeman
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Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: “Just be cool. Don’t be an asshole.
— Nick Offerman
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I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole…
— Demetri Martin
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It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool.
— Greg Proops
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