"A college joke to cure the dumps." — Jonathan Swift

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• I graduated high school and I didn't have a skill set and I didn't want to go to college. I… — Amy Adams
• I was in college in Washington, D.C. I did three years full-time. I did all my requirements, and my senior… — Alec Baldwin
• If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher. — Syd Barrett
• I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college… — Dave Barry
• When I was in school, my mother stressed education. I am so glad she did. I graduated from Yale College… — Angela Bassett
• When I was in college, I used to write little ditties and short stories and poetry for my friends. Writing… — Mario Batali
• When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that… — Alexander Graham Bell
• To me, all writing is like music. And especially dialogue. I studied music in college; that is what I wanted… — Dirk Benedict
• I grew up below the poverty line; I didn't have as much as other people did. I think it made… — Justin Bieber
• Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come… — Lewis Black

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