Chosen by god Quote by Jonathan Safran Foer

“To me, the best humor is indeed the ability to laugh at one's self. So I give myself endless opportunities to do so.”

— Tom Althouse

“I think that God's got a sick sense of humour, and when I die I expect to find him laughing.”

— Depeche Mode

“There are things we cannot control about ourselves. One of these things is the degree to which we find something to be funny. It”

— Chuck Klosterman

“People are funny sometimes, and that includes me. Every now and then we do or don't do something and we can't explain it, not…

— Gil Miller

“If I had free will, I would choose to be funnier.”

— Stephen Cave

“However, human beings are funny; we always want what we don't have.”

— Apol Lejano-Massebieau

“If you know what God has to say about you, then it doesn’t matter what anyone or anything else has to say.”

— Blake K. Healy

“Like people say—if you want to make God laugh, tell him you’ve got plans.”

— Terry Hayes

“I instantly like people who laugh at my jokes. It's a weakness of mine.”

— Matthew Norman

“Want to make God laugh? Tell Him your plans.”

— DiAnn Mills

“It’s funny how God sometimes steps in, providing us with the right person to help us grow in ways we hadn’t considered.”

— Guideposts

“You wanna know how to make God laugh?” he said. “Tell him your plans.”

— Tiffanie DeBartolo