Absurd Quote by Jonathan Ames

Give me a break - They say taxes are inevitable, like death. At least death doesn't come every year.

— John Stossel

A tax cut is really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an economic illness.

— George W. Bush

What good will a tax break do me if I'm crippled for life?

— Alan Ladd

We are overwhelmed as it is, with an infinite abundance of vaunted medicaments, and here they add another one.

— Thomas Sydenham

We can't live without taxes, but we sure would like to have good ones.

— Charles Adams

Our current tax system is broken.

— Dick Armey

That darn luxury tax is pretty painful.

— Paul Allen

So, it's pretty crazy. Look, we're bailing out Wall Street, we're bailing out banks, we're bailing out car companies. In fact, did you know…

— Jay Leno

The people who are having the hard time right now are middle-income Americans. Under the president's policies, middle-income Americans have been buried. They're just…

— Mitt Romney

To the people who are upset about their hard-earned tax money going to things they don’t like: welcome to the f*cking club. Reimburse me…

— Jon Stewart

Everyone wants a more simple tax system. But if this means that certain tax breaks have to be cut, people are no longer so…

— Angela Merkel

We have a system that increasingly taxes work and subsidizes nonwork.

— Milton Friedman