"Do you wanna see something swell?" — Jon Lovitz

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25 Quotes by Jon Lovitz

Jon Lovitz has 25 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I grew up very nice. But after college, my father said you're on you own. So I was dead broke…
But Opera Man, I go, 'Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?' Because I could sing fake opera pretty…
I do see your point, but to me, I'm just a mouse compared to the President of the United States.
I don't want to talk about myself, that's for other people to say, so I'm not saying I was so…
I had done plays in high school. It was something I always wanted to do since I was little. I…
It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.
I would love to have a part opposite a great actor - like, say, Pacino or De Niro or Hoffman.…
Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they're responsible for taking a loan they didn't qualify for?
How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.
I like getting up in front of an audience. It's fun when you go to a baseball game and the…
Woody is the guy who made me want to be a comic. I was in heaven and couldn't stop smiling…
You're in front of an audience, but you're playing for a camera. There's this huge adrenaline rush, because you know…

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