Hard To Explain Quote by Joleene Naylor

“What if you never meet him? Then I shall die an old maid, was the cheerful response. I daresay it isn't the hardest death…

— l.m. Montgomery

“When the maids pinch and pull me into a gown, I feel like a corpse being dressed for her funeral.”

— Victoria Aveyard

“I look to the heavens for an answer, and do you know what I get?A raindrop in the eye.But the real treat is waiting…

— Nicole Christie

“Everyone knew that once a woman was 30, she might as well be dead.”

— Alexandra Ripley

“I wonder what her secret is. Everyone has one, a skeleton in the closet just waiting for a necromancer. I'd rather not have my…

— C.M. Stunich

“The woman who looks back at me from my bathroom mirror is sliding toward her mid-fifties. She'd better be careful- she's getting old. I…

— Cheryl Peck

“You never live with a woman, you live inside of her, I overheard my father say to my brother once, and it was, indeed,…

— Carmen Maria Machado

“There should always be one old maid in a family.”

— Louisa May Alcott

“There’s no accounting for the opinions of old ladies. They think everyone is cute.”

— Shannon Wiersbitzky

“-I’m 60-years-old. -Ma’am, I don’t believe it. -You’re too kind. -It’s true. You look at least 75.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A woman is at the funeral of her mother. There, she meets a man she doesn’t know and has never met, who she thinks…

— Jodi Picoult

“It isn’t Grandma Bernice, honey,” she whispered into my hair. “Bodies are like houses, and that’s just an old house Grandma Bernice used to…

— C.C. Payne