“Need to do laundry, but the Laundromat is closed by the time you get up? You can use body soap, or even bar soap, and wash your clothes in the bathtub. If you use scented body gel, they’ll smell nice.… — Joleene Naylor Copy Share Image
“Motels will not give you a discount because your friend is “dead”, so don’t ask. ” — Joleene Naylor Copy Share Image
“If you have to sleep in a coffin, try to go for an old wooden one.” — Joleene Naylor Copy Share Image
“lookout for strange bite marks. You don’t want to just be a mobile snack. 4.” — Joleene Naylor Copy Share Image
“Need to do laundry, but the Laundromat is closed by the time you get up? You can use body soap, or even bar soap,… — Joleene Naylor Copy Share Image
“Think about what your friends and family will say if your vampire gets hit by a car and immediately leaps to his feet and… — Joleene Naylor Copy Share Image
“I Spy” might have been fun on school field trips back in the day, but it’s pretty hard to play in the dark. “I… — Joleene Naylor Copy Share Image
“It’s harder than you think to catch an unwary person at a truck stop. 34.” — Joleene Naylor Copy Share Image
“wait until you’re sick and can’t get out of the bathroom and then you’ll see what real impatience is. 96.” — Joleene Naylor Copy Share Image
