Time Quote by Joleene Naylor

“Vampires don’t sparkle in the sun; they burn to a crisp.”

— Joleene Naylor

“Who will they be feeding on? Pets or people?”

— Joleene Naylor

“are you willing to buy my human for twenty dollars?”   97.”

— Joleene Naylor

“Motels will not give you a discount because your friend is “dead”, so don’t ask.    ”

— Joleene Naylor

“If you have to sleep in a coffin, try to go for an old wooden one.”

— Joleene Naylor

“lookout for strange bite marks. You don’t want to just be a mobile snack.   4.”

— Joleene Naylor

“Think about what your friends and family will say if your vampire gets hit by a car and immediately leaps to his feet and…

— Joleene Naylor

“You don’t want blood leaking out all over your Coke cans.   48.”

— Joleene Naylor

“I Spy” might have been fun on school field trips back in the day, but it’s pretty hard to play in the dark. “I…

— Joleene Naylor

“It’s harder than you think to catch an unwary person at a truck stop.   34.”

— Joleene Naylor

“wait until you’re sick and can’t get out of the bathroom and then you’ll see what real impatience is.   96.”

— Joleene Naylor

“you don’t want to leave a string of unburied bodies behind.  ”

— Joleene Naylor