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The people on the QVC shopping channel convince me that life is worth living. They see the good in everything. People who go to…

— Johnny Vegas

'Johnny' was a coping mechanism who could take those things which could have ordinarily destroyed me, by tweaking my past and throwing it back…

— Johnny Vegas

My agent once said, 'You're not very driven.' And it's true. I'm not the type to ring up and go, 'Get me this part!'

— Johnny Vegas

I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them.

— Johnny Vegas

My name is Michael Pennington, and I am not a comic character.

— Johnny Vegas

I found popularity through self-destruction, and that can be quite addictive.

— Johnny Vegas

There was always that thing with 'Johnny' - I always saw myself as his writer and PR. But when he got out there, I…

— Johnny Vegas

I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers.

— Johnny Vegas

I am very proud of what 'Johnny' achieved in stand-up comedy because he believed entirely in giving an audience the best kick he could.…

— Johnny Vegas

If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.

— Johnny Vegas

I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the…

— Johnny Vegas

There have been times I've finished a big job and thought, 'Great, a couple of weeks off.' But then a couple of weeks turns…

— Johnny Vegas