"There are very few Japanese Jews. As a……" — Johnny Carson
"There are very few Japanese Jews. As a result, there is no Japanese word for Alan King."
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55 Quotes by Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson has 55 quotes on this site.
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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have…
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the…
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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
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Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you…
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
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But, I would say when I was four years old and I was at the Alan King Tennis Tournament and…
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There are people out there who are into traditional country music and for those people you have artists like Brad…
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Ever since Blessed Alan de la Roche re-established this devotion the voice of the people, which is the voice of…
— Louis de Montfort
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More than anything else, though, to anyone who would write about it, golf offers a four-hour drama in two acts,…
— Alistair Cooke
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It wasn't until after I'd been around Timothy Leary, Aldous Huxley and Alan Watts, that I started to reflect about…
— Ram Dass
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Heck, I drank no more than John Wayne or Ward Bond or Spencer Tracy or Alan Ladd or Robert Walker.…
— John Agar
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I've seen better coverage at an Alan Keyes press conference.
— Dennis Miller
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Alan Shearer has done very well for us, considering his age. We have introduced some movement into his game because…
— Bobby Robson
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English fans love spectacular players like Alan Shearer and that is exactly what United have now signed. He has magic…
— Cristiano Ronaldo
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Alan Webb is the best thing to happen in this event, but professionals and collegiates don't want to lose to…
— Gabe Jennings
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I think it's probably, musically, probably the most sophisticated. ("The Woman in White") There's a lot more daring harmony in…
— Andrew Lloyd Webber
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Alan Paul plunges into Chinese life and takes us along for the ride, through vegetable markets, used-car lots, Taoist temples,…
— Peter Hessler
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