"Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair." — Johnny Carson
"Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair."
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55 Quotes by Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson has 55 quotes on this site.
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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have…
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the…
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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
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Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you…
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
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Let me put it this way: I think Republicans tend to keep the ball in play, Democrats go for broke.
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Here is everything which can lay hold of the eye, ear and imagination - everything which can charm and bewitch…
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Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't…
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My dad used to draw these great cartoon figures. His dream was being a cartoonist, but he never achieved it,…
— Kathryn Bigelow
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We never got anything out of the recordings. I'm still as broke as I was when I was with the…
— Jimmy Carl Black
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I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing.
— Lewis Black
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No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus, and my mother still…
— Lewis Black
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Yes, they broke the law, but we can't deport them. Let's get over this pointing fingers and do something about…
— Michael Bloomberg
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I almost broke my coccyx on 'The Wolf Man,' and I banged my head once. I had to fall really…
— Emily Blunt
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Well, I'm still here. Didn't have to go to rehab, and I'm not broke.
— Jimmy Buffett
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I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for…
— Drew Carey
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For some reason I did something where I realized I could get a reaction. That was when I broke out…
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