"Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of……" — Johnny Carson
"Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he spent two weeks at a nudist colony."
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55 Quotes by Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson has 55 quotes on this site.
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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have…
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the…
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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
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Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you…
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
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More Colony Quotes
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Mars is far more attractive as an outpost colony for earthlings than the moon is.
— Buzz Aldrin
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Venezuela is a free country, and we will not be blackmailed by anyone. We will not accept being told what…
— Hugo Chavez
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When Marcus Garvey died in 1940, the role of the British Empire was already being challenged by India and the…
— John Henrik Clarke
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Most African Americans, if given a chance, would have chosen to be 'just Americans' ever since the first of us…
— Clarence Page
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Deep religious beliefs stemming from the Old and New Testaments of the Bible inspired many of the early settlers of…
— Ronald Reagan
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Your late purchase of an estate in the colony of Cayenne, with a view to emancipating the slaves on it,…
— George Washington
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The abolition of domestic slavery is the great object of desire in those colonies, where it was unhappily introduced in…
— Thomas Jefferson
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It's humbling to realise that the developmental gulf between a miniscule ant colony and our modern human civilisation is only…
— Michio Kaku
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In the dark colony of night, when I consider man's magnificent capacity for malice, madness, folly, envy, rage, and destructiveness,…
— Leo Rosten
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I believe that the only way that the human race is gonna survive is to start colonizing space and setting…
— Ace Frehley
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So that's our new flag. The thing we've been fighting for-thirteen stripes for the colonies and thirteen stars in a…
— Lamar Trotti
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It was astonishing that for some considerable distance around the mould growth the staphococcal colonies were undergoing lysis. What had…
— Alexander Fleming
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