Being Quote by John Waters

There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?

— Conan O'Brien

Christians have created a holiday that has become a beast that cannot be fed. Christmas gets longer and longer and longer, and you don't…

— Lewis Black

Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of last-minute shopping.

— Jon Anderson

I left home to start working pretty young so I missed a lot of Christmases and therefore didn't really take part in any holiday…

— Emily Hampshire

Christmas is a season of such infinite labour, as well as expense in the shopping and present-making line, that almost every woman I know…

— Fanny Kemble

This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early.

— Anonymous

In my experience, those who make the biggest fuss about not spending much at Christmas are generally the ones who buy what they want…

— Julian Baggini

There is a better thing than the observance of Christmas day, and that is, keeping Christmas.

— Henry Van Dyke

I've taught fifth-year Christmas leavers last thing on a Friday afternoon. Basically, if you can face that you can face anything.

— Johann Lamont

Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.

— Anonymous

I'm a last-minute shopper. I end up at the mall or somewhere on Christmas Eve. It's a shame.

— Brad Paisley

I try and get all my shopping done before December so all the presents are wrapped in my lounge and ready so I can…

— Holly Willoughby