Als Quote by John Oliver Download Open image “If you vote for Democrats, you might as well give Al Quaeda a death ray and a manual.” — John Oliver ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Als Death Democracy Democrat Giving Ifs Manuals Might Rays Vote Wells
If Senator Obama becomes pro-life then I'll consider giving him my vote. — Alveda King Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, dead people generally vote for Democrats rather than Republicans. — Rudy Giuliani Copy Share Image
On all vital measures, measures necessary to protect you, the Democrats in Washington follow a simple philosophy: Just say no. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
President Obama is determined that our foreign and national security policies not play into al-Qa'ida's strategy or its warped ideology. Al-Qa'ida seeks to terrorize… — John O. Brennan Copy Share Image
If Republicans want to bring these things up for a vote, I'm letting them know where I stand. — Brad Carson Copy Share Image
I'm going to tell you, what's good for al Qaeda is good for the Democratic Party in this country today. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I'd like to vote for the candidate similar to the one the Right absurdly claims Obama is. — Glenn Greenwald Copy Share Image
As a Democratic member of Congress, I have a vote at the Democratic National Convention as a superdelegate. — Dan Lipinski Copy Share Image
Voting is like alchemy - taking an abstract value and breathing life into it. — Sharon Salzberg Copy Share Image
I've always been interested in socially political, or overtly political, comedy. And I guess I've always liked to channel some kind of personal element… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I knew I was going to go into the field and make fun of people to their faces. I knew what I was getting… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
When you see people say crazy things on our show, they mean this stuff,and that's easy to forget: They're not joking. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I think Americans still can't help but respond to the natural authority of this voice. Deep down they long to be told what to… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I guess the tone of jokes is often, at best, irreverent, but it always comes from a place of deep love. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I'm always interested in audience interaction. Not so much aggressive audience interaction - I'm genuinely interested in how people see things. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I do one accent - my own. I can make it louder or quieter. That is the sum total of my vocal range. I… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
If you work on a comedy show, your basic form of communication is teasing. That's generally how we speak to each other: you communicate… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
It's easy to say, let's go in and get the bad guys. But you have a divided country of Sunnis and Shias. The United… — Tulsi Gabbard Copy Share Image
You can't ignore reality. You won't wake up one morning and find that the Arabs of Umm al-Faham have become part of Palestine and… — Ami Ayalon Copy Share Image
Without a vision there is no possibility of creating something larger than what al-ready exists. An entrepreneur has to be able to bring something… — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image
'Constitutional' is just a real pip of a word. Positively rolls off the tongue. In fact, it's downright fun to say. 'Con-stit-too-shun-al.' It's the… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
Everybody who I ever cared about has told me that they like my music: Bob Dylan, Paul McCartney, Al Green, The Spinners, Smokey Robinson.… — Daryl Hall Copy Share Image
Paraphrased: The way of al-Junayd includes among other things abstaining constantly from resisting God Most High in whatever happens to one, whether good or… — Ibn Ata Allah Copy Share Image
For Al Gore and Paul Ehrlich and Co., whatever the problem, the solution is always the same. Whether it's global cooling, global warming, or… — Mark Steyn Copy Share Image
Barack Obama became president, and he abandoned Iraq. He left, and when he left Al Qaida was done for. ISIS was created because of… — Jeb Bush Copy Share Image
USC is the National Champion like Al Gore is the President of the United States. — Mark Emmert Copy Share Image
Critics have stepped up their attacks on the President for authorizing the National Security Agency to listen to international communications of known al Qaeda… — Scott McClellan Copy Share Image
The heart becomes sick, as the body becomes sick, and its remedy is al-Tawbah (repentance) and protection [from transgression]. It becomes rusty as a… — Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya Copy Share Image
Bin Laden was, though, a product of a monumental miscalculation by western security agencies. Throughout the 80s he was armed by the CIA and… — Robin Cook Copy Share Image
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