Quote by John Mortimer Download Open image ““Soapy Sam looked as though he had just sat down on a favourite armchair which had gone missing.”” — John Mortimer ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“I didn't see what was in front of me until I thought it might be taken away. - Sam” — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
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She looked back to see Sam standing there at the edge of the strip of sunlight inside Common Grounds, staring after her with an… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
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“Sam smiled, his brown eyes turning golden in the dawn. It was such a Sam look, the twinkle of mischief, the hint of exasperation,… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“Sam. What would he make of all this? If he’d been alive when she was captured, he would have had her out of the… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“I was supposed to watch you, yeah. They thought it was weird that Atherton would send his own kid to Hecate, so we wanted… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“I stared down into his handsome face while my mouth gaped like a fish. Oh my good God. No wonder I had thought he… — Nichole Chase Copy Share Image
“Take sex, for instance.' 'What do you want me to do with it?' 'Try to be serious for a moment. Take the sex life… — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
I knew nothing about farce until I read Puce a l'Oreille, and had no idea what a deadly serious business it is. — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
Do we want blanks, asterisks and exclamation marks which people can fill in with their own imaginations, or are we prepared and strong enough… — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
Voting Liberal is a non-thing. Historically, it might be a good idea to have a Conservative government, because change is a good thing. But… — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
Dying is a matter of slapstick and pratfalls. The ageing process is not gradual or gentle. It rushes up, pushes you over and runs… — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
No brilliance is required in law, just common sense and relatively clean fingernails. — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
The people look forbidding, solemn, marked by that impossible ideal, Communism, which, like Christianity, seemed to demand too much of humanity and, falling into… — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
I try and treat my children from the age of ten months as if they were totally grown up, which I think is the… — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
Check-ups are, in my experience, a grave mistake; all they do is allow the quack of your choice to tell you that you have… — John Mortimer Copy Share Image