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“You don't mince words." "Just garlic.”

— Joan Bauer

“And her face remembered was intractable entirely; it wouldn’t respond to any maneuver of his imagination, it offered no similes, as totally itself as…

— Fred Chappell

“She didn’t trust people who didn’t like garlic, especially big fried pieces.”

— Maria Semple

“I had rather live With cheese and garlic in a windmill, far, Than feed on cates and have him talk to me In any…

— William Shakespeare

“Well, Dr. Einstein, what's for supper tonight? Alphabet soup?”

— Vin Packer

“Eat like Einstein.”

— Steven Magee

“I am the alphabet soup of love. Eat me or read me, but don’t feed me to the cats.”

— Jarod Kintz

“As things stand the "intellectuals" only come out to lick the bones left over by the tyrant.”

— Nilantha Ilangamuwa

“Are you smarter than my brain in a jar? Have a pickle while you ponder it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“That was the thing with the off-worlders. Sometimes they came off as so ancient and knowledgeable, and the next they were ordering pizza and…

— Kelly Gay

“Ulysses was an elaborate prank, and our supposed intellectual elite continue to fall for it.”

— Orson Scott Card

“You say ‘erbs, and we say herbs… because there’s a fucking ‘h’ in it!”

— Eddie Izzard