Quote by John Lloyd Download Open image ““The Victorians made tiepins out of badgers’ penis bones. Some”” — John Lloyd ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I'd soon crawl down a rabid badger's hole as crawl into your bedroll.” — Joanna Jordan Copy Share Image
“fingering spots where they had been torn or punctured by boarhound teeth.” — Brandon Mull Copy Share Image
“It felt like I’d swallowed an angry badger, which had then given birth to a million cell-sized micro-badgers who were currently mauling my insides.… — James A. Hunter Copy Share Image
“Found naked with a few of his grandfather’s kitchen maids? His father’s claw right to the back of the head. Suggest that when his mother was in human form she may want to stay away from things that brought out the largeness of her ass? His father’s claw right to the back of the head. Set up a small eightieth… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share
“A snap of Rhys’s fingers, and my nightclothes—and some flimsy underthings—appeared on the bed. “I couldn’t decide which scrap of lace I wanted you… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
After more than 40 years of living in the British countryside, any day I see a badger is precious. I knew the location of… — Steve Backshall Copy Share Image
“There was Arctic John, a businessman from Salisbury who doesn’t hold water, Bruce Knott, a social worker from Cumberland who spends his lunch hour… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
“Creff was visibly agitated by the stranger's appearance at our door. Memory calls to mind the anxious wringing of his hands, resembling two furless… — K.W. Jeter Copy Share Image
“He looked at the shoe-laces—Dick had tied them that morning. He had tied them—and now he was this heavy white mass. All that remained… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
“As a baby, Oliver Cromwell was abducted by his grandfather’s pet monkey.” — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
“James Joyce married a woman named Nora Barnacle. She once said to him, ‘Why don’t you write books people can read?” — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
“Tour de France riders need to eat the equivalent of 27 cheeseburgers a day.” — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
“There is no known scientific way of predicting earthquakes. The most reliable method is to count the number of missing cats in the local… — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
Jokes are a lot about meaning. I think if we understand what jokes mean and why they work, we'd understand everything else. Genuinely I… — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
“About 200,000 academic journals are published in English each year. The average number of readers per article is five. The average numbers of… — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
“When John Hetherington ventured out in public wearing the first top hat, it was considered so shocking that children screamed, women fainted, and a… — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
“Robert Burns was never called Rabbie or Robbie—though he did occasionally call himself Spunkie.” — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
The universe is fractal. The closer you look at it, the more interesting it becomes. — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
