Bed Quote by John Irving

“What’s a naked man doing in your bed? I thought we had a code for these kinds of things.”

— Laura Thalassa

If I feel physically as if the top of my head were taken off, I know that is poetry.

— Emily Dickinson

Tattoos exude pain and pleasure all at the same time.

— Chester Bennington

If a man sits down to think, he is immediately asked if he has a headache.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and wonder how I do these things. I can embarrass myself so badly that…

— Daisy Donovan

If you got tattoos above your vagina, you're dirty.

— Rob Dyrdek

I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packed more sex than two naked bodies in bed

— Bette Davis

Women fake headaches to get out of sex with a man, and a man will risk getting a Viagra headache to have sex with…

— Green Monk

I'll tell you this, lad: A tattoo says more of a fellow looking at it than it can do of the man who's got…

— Sarah Hall

I feel like any tattoo that's on your bones hurt.

— GloRilla

“systematically looking at each of the fly-covered tattoos on one of the walls.”

— Bobby Adair

Pull my hair, smash the chair, break the bed and give me head!

— Blood On The Dance Floor