Love Quote by John Green
““Colin, I hate to fulfill the Theorem, but I don't think we should be involved romantically. The problem is that I secretly in love with Hassan. I can't help myself. I hold your bony shoulder blades in my hands and think of his fleshy back. I kiss your stomach and I think of his awe-inspiring gut. I like you, Colin, I really do. But-I'm sorry. It's just not going to work. I hope we can still be friends. Sincerely, Lindsey Lee Wells P.S. Just kidding.””
About This Quote
Source Novel: The Fault in Our Stars by John Green, 2012
A humorous, exaggerated confession of unrequited love that mixes absurdity with genuine affection, highlighting the conflict between desire and friendship.
In simple terms: A funny love confession that mixes jokes and real feelings.
Acknowledge feelings, respect boundaries.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- confessing love
- maintaining friendship
- handling rejection
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- How do you balance honesty with humor?
- When is a joke appropriate in serious matters?
The satire may downplay real emotional pain.