Humor Quote by John Corey Whaley

“As I was saying, King Solomon, my daughter brings with her the most powerful weapon on earth--love.”

— Mesu Andrews

If someone said something about my nana or grandma, I'd jump up and punch them in the face.

— Paddy Pimblett

If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her." Ranger

— Janet Evanovich

“My grandpa was a grandma robber. He stole two grandmas, both of them mine. His name was Rob.”

— Jarod Kintz

“MARY! I am your great-great-granduncle-in-law and I demand that you SHUT UP!”

— Emma Iadanza

“I've been a perfect lady my entire life, and somebody just tried to shoot me, anyway. Grandmother was wrong. Goodness is not its own…

— Susan Andersen

“I’m going to shoot him,” I squeezed through my teeth. “No, that would be murder,” Grandma Frida told me, her voice soothing. “You’ve had…

— Ilona Andrews

“You'll marry the earl and carry on with the nephew on the side." "Grandmother!”

— Julia Quinn

“Girl, I’d warn you that God Almighty’s goin’ to strike you dead, exceptin’ I been warnin’ your mama that for years, and he in…

— Tom Robbins

I'd RKO my own grandmother if it meant keeping this title. Then I'd RKO your grandmother just to see the look on her face.

— Randy Orton

“Believe me, I know people who have doting Grandmas. Jessica's Grandma Pearl spent four years knitting her a blanket. Four years! And she's got…

— Simone Elkeles

“You can call me Grandpa, if that does it for you.”

— R.K. Lilley