Ashamed Quote by John Aubrey

[To Edward de Vere, Earl of Oxford, on his return from self-imposed exile, occasioned by the embarrassing flatulence he had experienced in the presence…

— Elizabeth I

“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you...”

— James Joyce

“A despairing arse will never produce a happy fart.”

— Frater U.D

“old proverb: When the great lord passes, the wise peasant bows deeply and silently farts.”

— Marc Cameron

“When the bishop farted we were amused to hear about it. Should the ploughboy find treasure we must be told. But when the ploughboy…

— Kingsley Amis

“And in winter, under my greatcoat, I wrapped myself in swathes of newspaper, and did not shed them until the earth awoke, for good,…

— Samuel Beckett

“ 'OSBOURNE!’ he shouted. ‘YOU’RE A DISGRACE TO YOURSELF AND TO THIS SCHOOL. BRING ME A SHOE.’ The room went so quiet you could…

— Ozzy Osbourne

“He tolerated his fellow Englishmen, but the Welsh were cabbage-farting dwarves, the Scots were scabby arse-suckers, and the French were shriveled turds.”

— Bernard Cornwell

“Having a silent fart is like getting rid of shit in your life - Politely.”

— Bhawna Kak

That Awkward Moment when your fart out loud in public

— InFinity

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother…

— Graham Chapman

That awkward moment when you're in a library and you want to fart so badly...

— Epifania Savea