Animals Quote by Joe Roman
““... the taxonomic division of animals in a lost Chinese encyclopedia... (a) those that belong to the emperor; (b) embalmed ones; (c) those that are trained; (d) suckling pigs; (e) mermaids; (f) fabulous ones; (g) stray dogs; (h) those that are included in this classification; (i) those that tremble as if they were mad; (j) innumerable ones; (k) those that are drawn with a very fine camel's hair brush; (l) etcetera; (m) those that have just broken the flower vase; (n) those that at a distance resemble flies.””
About This Quote
A whimsical classification of animals using absurd categories, highlighting the arbitrariness of taxonomic systems.
In simple terms: A funny list showing how silly animal categories can be.
Question the logic behind classification systems.
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When to use this quote
- academic lecture
- museum exhibit
- creative writing
- entertainment
- teaching
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- How does absurd classification affect our understanding of nature?
- Can humor reveal biases in scientific naming?
The list may be too obscure for general audiences.