School Quote by Joe Bob Briggs

If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it omance and adventure.

— Joe Bob Briggs

They'll give you an Oscar if they think you're about to drop dead. The problem with The Oscars is, the average age of The…

— Joe Bob Briggs

Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.

— Joe Bob Briggs

I hate The Oscars. The Oscars make me want to throw things at the TV. In the ancient history of The Oscars, people would…

— Joe Bob Briggs

I love Martin Scorsese, but there's another indication of what The Oscars are all about. They've ignored Martin Scorsese for going on 35 years…

— Joe Bob Briggs

You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.

— Joe Bob Briggs

The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

— Joe Bob Briggs

I always remind people why The Oscars got started in 1928: It was an effort by the studios to suppress the unions. They started…

— Joe Bob Briggs

There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.

— Joe Bob Briggs

Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare…

— Joe Bob Briggs

Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

— Joe Bob Briggs

In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us.

— Joe Bob Briggs