Baseball Quote by Jodi Picoult

“Do you know what I did? I urrrrrinated on the cake at my ex-wife's wedding. Pissssed all over the icing." Melvin Baylor - Seven…

— Janet Evanovich

“In Texas, two things are cherished above all else- football and gossip.”

— Cora Carmack

“Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention." [ Shrub Flubs His Dub…

— Molly Ivins

“When we were taking classes, we’d come home between classes and eat lunch together every day. We would cook lunch and then watch Matlock…

— Willie Robertson

“How can you guys do this?” Cotton paces back and forth. “How can you act like everything is okay when these people are doing…

— Victoria Scott

“In fact, none of us knows how he ever managed to get his LLB in the first place. Maybe they’re putting law degrees in…

— Alexander McCall Smith

“Dr. Tom had said that Texas was the only place he had ever found that, when it killed you, it didn't forget about you.”

— Kathleen Kent

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'

— Kinky Friedman

Baylor has stood here before the state of Texas was even formed. It will be here for a long time. It hit a rough…

— Matt Rhule

“You may all go to he'll and I will go to Texas.”

— Davy Crockett

“Here's a taxidermist's," Bill said. "Want to buy anything? Nice stuffed dog?" "Come on," I said. "You're pie-eyed." "Pretty nice stuffed dogs," Bill said.…

— Ernest Hemingway

“You're serious." "As serious as an accountant at an IRS audit." His face closed off, reminding her of the ruthlessness she had first noticed…

— Linda Francis Lee