Quote by Joanne Macgregor

“You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate.”

— Carrie Snow

“If God were a woman, she would hardly have made men”

— A.C. Quinn

“Isn’t that the way God works? She’d thought. He takes the things in our lives that are ugly, disgusting, and downright wicked, and transforms…

— J.E.B. Spredemann

“Sometimes I hear feminists call God a She, and I’m like, dude, I am all for equal rights and equal pay, but there is…

— Karen Alpert

“Not till God make men of some other metal than earth. Would it not grieve a woman to be overmastered with a piece of…

— William Shakespeare

If God Was A Woman… Babies would come from vending machines

— Nikhil Saluja

If God had to give a woman wrinkles, He might at least have put them on the soles of her feet.

— Ninon de L'Enclos

If God Was A Woman… There would be no cellulite

— Nikhil Saluja

“She's made herself so artificial; it's okay to wear next to nothing because we aren't real people any longer.”

— Bethany Griffin

“If the first woman God ever made was strong enough to turn the world upside down, these women together ought to be able to…

— Sojourner Truth

“The One God fashioned women to expose the elements men are made of" said Queen Nefertiti.”

— Naguib Mahfouz

“Man has, as it were, become a kind of prosthetic God.”

— Sigmund Freud