Humourosly-inspirational Quote by William Shakespeare

“If God were a woman, she would hardly have made men”

— A.C. Quinn

“The One God fashioned women to expose the elements men are made of" said Queen Nefertiti.”

— Naguib Mahfouz

“If the Lord made anything better than a woman he kept it for himself.”

— Jerry Lee Lewis

“...when the Gods finished creating woman, they stood back and looked at what they'd done. They had given her a body strong enough to…

— Donna Ball

“...if God is a man, I am screwed, for there is nothing men like more than to show their omnipotence over others, leaving in…

— Kergan Edwards-Stout

“I do not understand why the gods have made it so that every woman’s lot in life is to owe her security to a…

— Emily R. King

“O, it's die we must, but it's live we can, And the marvel of earth and sun Is all for the joy of woman…

— William Ernest Henley

“God doesn't give a man anything more precious than a good woman.”

— Alice Randall

“God Lives on Earth in the form of woman.”

— Rajesh Walecha

“Soon we will have made man into god. Red into Gold. Even your wife would not recognize you." That is all I've ever feared.”

— Pierce Brown

“God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman.”

— Adela Rogers St. Johns

“For man was created of the dust of the earth, but woman was made of a part of man, after that he was a…

— Rachel Speght