"The Palestinians cannot throw rockets and expect people……" — Joan Rivers

"The Palestinians cannot throw rockets and expect people not to defend themselves"

— Joan Rivers

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245 Quotes by Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers has 245 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'
I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get…
Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes…
Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief…
I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of…
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never…

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More Cannot Throw Quotes

This quote is filed under Cannot Throw Quotes, one of 7 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

When we have an item that has value to the school and the athletic department, we cannot throw it away… — Jim Davidson
You cannot throw words like heroism and sacrifice and nobility and honor away without abandoning the qualities they express. — Marya Mannes
My friendships, they are a very strong part of my life, they are as light as gossamer but also they… — Stevie Smith
If we accept that we have at least an iota of free will, we cannot throw it back the moment… — Madeleine L'Engle
She would say, "Someone should invent something to do with things you cannot use anymore but that you still cannot… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
In your eyes, who is the one reflected? Both love and dreams are forgotten somewhere. In your heart, who is… — Unknown Author

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