"Never buy a fur from a vegetarian." — Joan Rivers
"Never buy a fur from a vegetarian."
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Joan Rivers
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245 Quotes by Joan Rivers
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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'
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I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
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We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get…
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Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes…
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief…
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I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of…
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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
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I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never…
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Actually I am very glad that people can buy Armani - even if it's a fake. I like the fact…
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I have been known to buy e-versions of my books because I was in a hotel room and I needed…
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Kids don't go out and buy CDs, they make their own, they download them from the Internet.
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The government has no business telling an individual what kind of light bulb to buy.
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Well, what did we buy? Instead of a leaner, smarter government, we bought a bureaucracy that now tells us which…
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That's one reason why it's pretty worthless, I can't totally buy it, if you think about it, it's things like…
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I still think I'm like the poor girl from Colorado who worked three jobs to buy a car. That's still…
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They allow us to disrespect our Black woman. A lot of these things would be considered criminal if it were…
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I am lucky, that is all. Lucky because there are a lot of people - producers, directors, people who buy…
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America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up…
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Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by liars.
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