"Life goes by fast. Enjoy it...Everyone gets so……" — Joan Rivers
"Life goes by fast. Enjoy it...Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things."
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245 Quotes by Joan Rivers
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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'
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I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
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We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get…
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Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes…
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief…
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I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of…
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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
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I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never…
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With a goose-quill and a few sheets of paper, I mock myself of the universe. They say I am the…
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I sort of enjoy the fact that I'm misunderstood most of the time. That's fine.
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I really enjoy being single again. I spent a lot of time in a relationship and the nearer we came…
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I grew up playing music and enjoying good food, friends and family in my own backyard.
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Nope, I don't enjoy work generally. Not because I'm lazy; it's just all so stressful and worrying.
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When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe,…
— Marcus Aurelius
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I consider fiction a very high-class form of lying. I enjoy and admire it enormously, but I don't think I'm…
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I'm certainly not opposed to digital technology, whose graces I daily enjoy and rely on in so many ways. But…
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In the winter, I enjoy cross-country skiing and raising orchids and amaryllises. If I could grow tropical flowers as perennials,…
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I don't trip on that much. I just like to enjoy life and be happy.
— Roy Ayers
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What I enjoy most is travelling to different places and meeting new people. For me, it's all about life experiences,…
— Jensen Ackles
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Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
— Roger Babson
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