"I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find……" — Joan Rivers
"I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry."
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245 Quotes by Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers has 245 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
- I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'
- I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
- We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get…
- Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes…
- Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief…
- I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
- Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
- I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
- At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
- A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of…
- My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
- I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never…
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