Good evening Quote by JK Rowling

Think your little jokes'll help you on your deathbed?" she jeered. "Jokes? No,no, these are manners," replied Dumbledore.

— Anonymous

“Who would I kill?” I asked, sitting up from him, wiping my face. “Who?” “Yeah, I mean, is it random, or do you choose…

— A.M. Hudson

“Alec laughed, a short, brittle laugh. “The day I’m wise is the day you’re careful.”

— Cassandra Clare

“Now that your speech impediment has been rectified, perhaps you might say something. It would be best if it were humorous. I enjoy a…

— Danielle L. Jensen

“You do not mind my humor?” “Not at all. I’ve not laughed like this …” His brows drew together. “I think I’ve never laughed…

— Kresley Cole

“Professor Dumbledore. Can I ask you something?" "Obviously, you've just done so," Dumbledore smiled. "You may ask me one more thing, however." "What do…

— J.K. Rowling

“Jesus, Ellie, what’s crawled up your arse? You can’t take a joke all of a sudden?” Luke aimed for lighthearted bravado, fell short. Aaron…

— Jane Harper

“We English have perfect eyesight." Alec finally turned to look at her. "Are you jesting with me, wife?" "You decide, husband." "Aye, you are,"…

— Julie Garwood

“laughing is good. so long as you are not insulting anyone.”

— A Gentlemen

“No, it's the best time for jokes,' said Olivia. She forced a weak smile. 'Jokes remind us that we're alive. And that your sense…

— Mira Grant

“That would be me,” I said. “Good afternoon, gentlemen. Is this a joke?” “I beg your pardon?” the older fellow inquired politely, a faint…

— Kevin Hearne

“You forgot my birthday, too." "And mine." The girls looked miserable. The King opened his mouth, then shut it. "Sir!" whined Lord Teddie. "You…

— Heather Dixon