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“Good evening, Amycus," said Dumbledore calmly, as though welcoming the man to a tea party. "And you've brought Alecto too....Charming..." The woman gave an…

— JK Rowling

“Now that your speech impediment has been rectified, perhaps you might say something. It would be best if it were humorous. I enjoy a…

— Danielle L. Jensen

“Professor Dumbledore. Can I ask you something?" "Obviously, you've just done so," Dumbledore smiled. "You may ask me one more thing, however." "What do…

— J.K. Rowling

But you're dead,' said Harry. 'Oh, yes,' said Dumbledore matter-of-factly. 'Then... am I dead too?' 'Ah,' said Dumbledore, smiling still more broadly. 'That is…

— Anonymous

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" It was...Dumbledore!”

— Tara Gilesbie

“Ah,” said Dumbledore gently, “yes. Yes, I thought we might hit that little snag.”

— J.K. Rowling

“Humor depends on the teller and hearer of the jest standing in the same place.”

— Orson Scott Card

“Jesus, Ellie, what’s crawled up your arse? You can’t take a joke all of a sudden?” Luke aimed for lighthearted bravado, fell short. Aaron…

— Jane Harper

But you're dead," said Harry. "Oh yes," said Dumbledore matter-of-factly. "Then...I'm dead too?" "Ah," said Dumbledore, smiling still more broadly. "That is the question,…

— J. K. Rowling

“No, it's the best time for jokes,' said Olivia. She forced a weak smile. 'Jokes remind us that we're alive. And that your sense…

— Mira Grant

“Laugh and fear not, creatures. Now that you are no longer dumb and witless, you need not always be grave. For jokes as well…

— C.S. Lewis

“Albus Dumbledore had gotten to his feet. He was beaming at the students, his arms opened wide, as if nothing could have pleased him…

— J.K. Rowling