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It's only happy hour if a hot girl is sharing your drinks. Otherwise it's just drowning your misery.

— Nikhil Saluja

Alcohol, contrary to instinct, is not the secret to happiness.

— Mary Schmich

The secret to a happy marriage is friendship and laughter. There's no alternative.

— Geraldine James

A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendships, all the enjoyment of sense and reason and indeed all the sweets of…

— Anonymous

Happiness is a fragile thing, and alcohol, as I know from the house I grew up in, is dangerous to it.

— Marian Engel

Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw…

— George Jean Nathan

A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of a friendship, all the enjoyments of sense and reason, and indeed, all the sweets…

— Anonymous

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

— Henny Youngman

Marriage is the highest state of friendship. If happy, it lessens our cares by dividing them, at the same time that it doubles our…

— Samuel Richardson

Happiness is...finding a single beer at the back of the fridge.

— Anonymous

Drink without getting drunk Love without suffering jealousy Eat without overindulging Never argue And once in a while, with great discretion, misbehave

— Dan Buettner

One may be drunk with love without being any nearer to finding his mate.

— Henry David Thoreau