Cough Quote by Jhiess Krieg

Step 4: Cough and gag. Step 5: Repeat Step 4 until it feels like maybe your lungs aren't inside your body anymore. Step 6:…

— Ally Carter

Awkward Moment 1: When you try to cough, but your cough turns into a fart, then people stare at you.

— Arjun Loveable

You can hit my father over the head with a chair and he won't wake up, but my mother, all you have to do…

— Anonymous

“The first intimation I had that things were about to hot up was a pained and disapproving cough from the neighbourhood of the carpet.”

— P G Wodehouse

A small cold and cough can actually stop you from going where you are.

— P. V. Sindhu

“I’ve been sick too.” I faked a pathetic-sounding cough. “Must be something I caught last time I was here. Bastard Plague?”

— Molly McAdams

I cough once and my parents arelike YOU ARENT MISSING SCHOOL TOMORROW!

— Anonymous

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'

— Henny Youngman

“Do rhinoceroses cough?”

— Eugène Ionesco

Amazing Home Remedies: If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

— Nikhil Saluja

Love, and a cough, are not concealed.

— Ovid

Sometimes I tic or twitch or cough, and it's a very public thing.

— Tim Howard