Fake Breasts Quote by Jessica Clare

“I suppose the artists invented the firm breasts they put on women, and that in reality all women had flabby ones.”

— Jean Cocteau

“Now I remember. Sports Illustrated and the girl in the string bikini, looking like she ate men for breakfast. The water making her tiny…

— Roni O'Connell

“For the greater part of human existence we went bare-breasted and were accustomed to the great diversity of breast shape. Now instead of feeling…

— Gabrielle Palmer

“A very ladylike bosom,” she said, approvingly. “There’s nothing there,” I complained. The clerk grinned. “I have been fitting bras for twenty-five years and…

— Marta Acosta

Many of the narratives can only tend to excite ideas the worst calculated for a female breast: Every thing is called plainly and roundly…

— Matthew Lewis

“Normal girls didn’t want their boobs mauled either, and I wholly believed if they could’ve landed a fist like I could, they would have.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“The mother of invention is a very well-endowed woman, and she has been suckling technology forever at her perpetually full breasts.”

— Eldora Ma

“Her curvy hips and small waist, her perfectly sized breasts and round ass are imploring me to corrupt every inch of her. Her decadent…

— Ella Dominguez

“Still women- women. They do themselves more credit, there's more reality in women. They live closer to their nature. They have to. It's more…

— Saul Bellow

“Call me old-fashioned, but I did read in Glamour that one’s shorts should always be longer than one’s vagina.”

— Helen Fielding

“After pulling on two sports bras (Yes, two.Big boobs + running = black eyes)”

— Lisa Sanchez

“I have a double-breasted suit. It’s got four nipples stitched on the front (two are faux nipples).”

— Jarod Kintz