Ahaa Quote by Jesús Zulaika

“Your butt in a pew does not true worship make.”

— Jacquelle Crowe

“I sometimes glance around during church and wonder, ‘Who else is wearing a butt plug? Just me? Nah, can’t be. Oh, that guy! He’s…

— DX

“Oh for the love of God put a butt plug in the male tough-guy crap.”

— Larissa Ione

“I'm not a religious man, but I do worship your ass.”

— Randi Black

“I swear, it's like God is just squatting over us, pissing incessantly right on our faces as we try to get off this annoying…

— Vernon D. Burns

“God doesn't love me because of what I can do for him. He just loves me - even when I've done nothing at all.”

— Phil Vischer

“God begets love.”

— Kamand Kojouri

“I swear to god if he hurts you I will string him up by his toes and shove a hot fire poker in his…

— Stacy Borel

“Reading kicks God's balls in the ass!”

— Johnny Ryan

“Something Mama liked to say: “I love Jesus, but some of his representatives sure make my ass tired.”

— Edward Kelsey Moore

“Jack has been cracking the whip. Er . . . I mean . . .” I flush and fall silent. Christian says nothing for…

— E.L. James

“God has your back,”

— Sharon Gillenwater