Fiance Quote by Ali Larter

“i love god soo much, but he like butt raping.”

— Jesús Zulaika

Friends are like butt cheeks. Sometimes crap separates them, but after a while they always come back together.

— Pacifiersucker

Love is a lot like butt sex if you try to force it then in the end someone is gonna get hurt

— My Self

My brothers used to call me Bob. They'd laugh at me, and I didn't get it. I'm 13 years old at the time, and…

— Michael Strahan

Excuses are like butt holes... Everyone has them!

— YaPrecia

“An opinion is like a butt-hole everybody has one.”

— Y. Correa

Bestfriends are like butt cheeks they are always together but shit gets between them sometimes XD

— Anonymous

There's nothing a woman hates more than her fiance's best friend. He knows all the secrets she's going to spend the rest of her…

— Jeff Douglas

I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Don't do that with your fiance," Heath said. "He'll be asking where you learned it.”

— Lisa Kleypas

A fiance is neither this nor that: he's left one shore, but not yet reached the other.

— Anton Chekhov

“If love weighs you down and casts a shadow on your life then it isn’t love. Love is light and makes you light.”

— Kamand Kojouri

Margaritas are my favorite. And my fiance makes them just perfect.

— Garance Dore

You've got this world, these pathologists that are, day in and day out, taking apart bodies, coming up with theories about how they died…

— Milo Ventimiglia

You've managed-- in our short three years together-- to kill not only my god, but my father, my brother, and my fiance. That's kind…

— Brandon Sanderson