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“We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to not sag and the other one is bigger than the other and its really pissing me off. When I lay down they go to the side. Its annoying. -Snooki” quote by Jersey Shore — Download Open image

“We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to not sag and the other one is bigger than the other and its really pissing me off. When I lay down they go to the side. Its annoying. -Snooki”

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