Quote by Jeph Jacques Download Open image ““Affirmative. Death-Bot 9000 would rather avoid internet drama.”” — Jeph Jacques ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“So for online people, death doesn’t happen. People go online to hide from death and wind up hiding from life.” — Joe Hill Copy Share Image
“Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it.” — Brandi L. Bates Copy Share Image
“How sad is it that in my world a human killer would be the best-case scenario?” — Sierra Dean Copy Share Image
“Death is another story. I will never make a joke about death. It is beyond my powers.” — Mario Puzo Copy Share Image
“I? KILL? said Death, obviously offended. CERTAINLY NOT. PEOPLE GET KILLED, BUT THAT'S THEIR BUSINESS. I JUST TAKE OVER FROM THEN ON. AFTER ALL,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“And in their corner all they had was Murderbot, who just wanted everyone to shut up and leave it alone so it could watch… — Martha Wells Copy Share Image
“Death had come to be treated too often like lost points in a video game.” — Jon Land Copy Share Image
“Yes, talk to Murderbot about its feelings. The idea was so painful I dropped to 97 percent efficiency. I’d rather climb back into Hostile… — Martha Wells Copy Share Image
“That's me- brutally honest, only instead of brutality there's smiles!” — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people. — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
The trick to writer's block is to sack up and write through it, you see. — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
“What's the point of having a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?” — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long. — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you… — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned. — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
The TV Tropes QC page is every single idiotic comment from my forums distilled into one HTML document. — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
“All life isn't suffering, sometimes there are parties and makeouts! And marijuana!” — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage. — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
