Quote by Jenna Marbles Download Open image “IT'S SEXUAL WEDNESDAY MUTHAFUCKAS!” — Jenna Marbles ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Just because its mufti girls doesnt mean its tits out tuesday because its actually friday today love. — Me Copy Share Image
If days of the week were sex acts, Monday would be a dry, passionless, handjob... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Monday you can hold your head. Tuesday, Wednesday stay in bed. Oh Thursday watch the walls instead. It's Friday, I'm in love. — The Cure Copy Share Image
“Wednesday night was the night that you went out with your wives, that way nobody was seen out with his cumare, his mistress, whatever… — Charles Brandt Copy Share Image
“And never, never, dear madam, put 'Wednesday' simply as the date! That way madness lies! ” — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
It's okay if you can't see what you're doing, cuz even when your eyes are open, you can't see what you're doing. — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
Disney movies also taught me that my main goal in life, is to find a fucking prince and marry him. — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
I just wanted to let you know that if I die and then maybe you die we will have a ghost party and I… — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
When I'm feeling sad, or lonely, and I don't know what I'm doing and I don't know where I'm going, I imagine the Cool… — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
If you have something floating in your drink, then you know you're ready. Seriously, what's in my drink? Aliens. Still gonna drink it. — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
