Quote by Jenks

“You look as if you have bitten into a turd.”

— Norman Spinrad

“Even her pink bunny slippers seem to prick up their ears.”

— Sally Harris

“Even if it's a witty, singing and dancing turd, it's still a turd.”

— Stephen King

“Listen, you've got two ears and one mouth, they've got the majority so shut up.”

— Paul Colman

“So I want you to pull your head out of your donkey ass and keep an eye out for her, do you hear me?…

— Madeleine Beckett

“Do you have any idea how many times I’ve wanted to turn you into a turd and flush you down the toilet?”

— Quinn Loftis

“the worst troll is the one that lives in your head.”

— Austin Kleon

“Like they say, no point in rubbin' a turd.”

— Julia Wertz

“Those ears must be for decoration.”

— L.J. Dempsey

“…those who have their mouths open all the time generally have their ears shut.”

— Alan Dean Foster

“I’m trying to put things in the best light, but a turd’s a turd, whatever light it’s in!”

— Joe Abercrombie

“This party is turning out to be the turd-encrusted cherry on the top of my shit-shake of a day.”

— Jody Gehrman