Dodge Quote by Jeff Ross Download Open image “Occasionally a roast master needs to get out of Dodge.” — Jeff Ross ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dodge Get Master Needs Occasionally Out Roast
I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
When I first started doing these roasts in the mid '90s, they were a lost art, like jousting or calligraphy. But I feel like… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I like to roast things from the inside out. I like to know what's going on. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I have a theory, which is that the idea of a roast is to go to this forbidden, uncomfortable, almost performance-art-level shock place, but… — Whitney Cummings Copy Share Image
To get a roaster clean, send something like baked apples in it to a neighbor. Neighbors always return pans spotless, and you won't have… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Fortunately, I knew the cardinal rule of getting on with one's fellow cooks. It applies in any kitchen and can be summed up in… — Jacques Pepin Copy Share Image
It is better to have burnt & lost, then to never have barbecued at all. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
To him who is stinted of food a boiled turnip will relish like a roast fowl. — Saadi Copy Share Image
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
You cultural sodomite. You were an aide to Bobby Kennedy, which explains your connection to Hasselhoff. I guess you like to hang around guys… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Last time I was in Canada Celine Dion had just given birth to identical twins. Which is quite an achievement given her age and… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Comedians second-guessing themselves is scary. Poor taste is not a crime and we can't forget that. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It's so fun. People are busting each other's chops, and it's… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Some people say Larry the Cable Guys only successful because hes pandering to the lowest common denominator, blatantly and not ironically exploiting peoples racist… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Instead of running for President, why don’t you try walking on a treadmill? — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love her attitude. I just hope I… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
You can't dodge them all. I got hammered plenty of times through the years. But you just get up and keep playing. I can… — Terry Bradshaw Copy Share Image
After a long silence, Dodge cleared his throat. "I think I speak for all of us when I say, 'Huh?'" -Dodge(obviously) — Frank Beddor Copy Share Image
Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
During the season, I dodge the media. After practice, I need to be taking care of my body and recovering. — Calvin Johnson Copy Share Image
I've managed to dodge the curse. Not all my family have. Of course, music helped me - music is all about civilization, about something… — Gordon Getty Copy Share Image
It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge a elephant, but we can't dodge a fly. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
All problems become smaller if you don't dodge them, but confront them. Touch a thistle timidly, and it pricks you; grasp it boldly, and… — William Halsey Copy Share Image
A gun I had been brought down by a gun. It was practically comical. Cheaters, I thought. I’d spent my life focusing on hand… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
A Glass Eye leaped out from behind a parcked smail-trasport, blocked thier way. "Did you drop something?" Dodge asked the assassian. "Caus I think… — Frank Beddor Copy Share Image
Speaking of [Colin] Kaepernick, did you see what [Barack] Obama said about Kaepernick? I mean this was the biggest dodge I have ever seen.… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
My head aches every time Donald Trump successfully dodges a question with this reoccurring tactic. What's his worst offense? I don't know. How long… — Chrissy Teigen Copy Share Image
In my own field, x-ray crystallography, we used to work out the structure of minerals by various dodges which we never bothered to write… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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