Quote by Jeff Ross Download Open image “Carson, you look like Dick Clark and Eddie Munster had a baby.” — Jeff Ross ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I always looked like an athlete but I didn't look like Charles Atlas. — Ted DiBiase Sr Copy Share Image
I look like if AJ Styles and Conrad Thompson had a child. But the child didn't grow full arms or legs; he just grew… — Hornswoggle Copy Share Image
Carson is an old family name, though my grandma used to watch Johnny all the time and was crazy about him. — Carson Daly Copy Share Image
I started out just as Elvis was going into the army, Jerry Lee Lewis married his 14-year-old cousin, and Little Richard became a priest. — Neil Sedaka Copy Share Image
Alan Garner: You hear that? The baby's name is Tyler. Phil Wenneck: Yeah, I thought he looked more like a Carlos too, bud. — The Hangover Copy Share Image
The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
You cultural sodomite. You were an aide to Bobby Kennedy, which explains your connection to Hasselhoff. I guess you like to hang around guys… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Last time I was in Canada Celine Dion had just given birth to identical twins. Which is quite an achievement given her age and… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Comedians second-guessing themselves is scary. Poor taste is not a crime and we can't forget that. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It's so fun. People are busting each other's chops, and it's… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Some people say Larry the Cable Guys only successful because hes pandering to the lowest common denominator, blatantly and not ironically exploiting peoples racist… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Instead of running for President, why don’t you try walking on a treadmill? — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love her attitude. I just hope I… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
