Live or die Quote by Jeff Lindsay

“Sounds like your life just let out a bunch of bad farts.”

— Helen Landalf

“That is a fart without wind…" in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.”

— Faye Kellerman

“He that lives upon hope will die farting.”

— Benjamin Franklin

“Having a silent fart is like getting rid of shit in your life - Politely.”

— Bhawna Kak

“Listen: We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different!”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“And like a fart in the wind, I was gone.”

— Rob Aspinall

“How can I tell anyone that there has always lived within me a rusty sense of disgust-a dull, brackish water that I suspect is…

— A.M. Homes

“We are all dying one by one. We all smell of mortality, and we can't wash it off.”

— Siri Hustvedt

“Farting, don't think, just fart.”

— John Cage

“He wondered how many lives had been snuffed out by that fart.”

— George R.R. Martin

“Boredom brings out the bingo in every old fart.”

— Johnny Shaw

“A woman's got one life: She's got to reach out and grab it with both hands, or it'll pass her by and leave nothing…

— Robin Schone