Ever Quote by Jeff Garlin

I have no intention of retiring; I can't imagine not doing stand-up. That's where I started and where I'll be.

— Bob Newhart

Stand-up is live, so I'm used to being live for most of my career. It's interesting.

— Colin Quinn

I have never retired - I have averaged 40 working weeks a year since 1933.

— Sally Rand

I retired once but you've got to have something to retire to and I don't want to do anything. My job is like a…

— Ozzy Osbourne

I've been doing stand-up 29 years; there is no other career when you're finding your stride 30 years into it.

— Jay Mohr

I regard myself as someone who is retired but who occasionally goes out to work.

— Michael Caine

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

— Anonymous

I've never entertained the idea of retiring because I've never regarded myself as having a proper job. Anyway, retirement can be the death of…

— June Brown

I'll never retire. I like what I'm doing.

— John Paul DeJoria

I regard myself as someone who is retired but who occasionally goes out to work. In fact, I'm offered so much good stuff that…

— Michael Caine

I'll be doing stand-up for the rest of my life. The opportunities that it grants you can't be denied. Stand-up is both the hardest…

— Jon Richardson

I'm never retiring - never retiring.

— Mike Perry