Death Quote by Jedi Mind Tricks

Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer.

— Meat Loaf

How'd you like to gaze at a beer can throughout eternity? It might not be so bad. There'd be nothing to fear.

— Philip K. Dick

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

— Benjamin Franklin

I'm only here for the beer

— Product

Beer is a gift from the goddesses, a soothing balm given our species to bring joy and comfort in compensation for the curse of…

— Alan D. Eames

I have enormous respect for beer. It gives better sight to dull senses and intensifies latent ability.

— John Nash

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

— Benjamin Franklin

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

— Henry Lawson

Beer is God's way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy.

— Benjamin Franklin

In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.

— Frank Yankovic

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. Beer is living proof that God loves us…

— Benjamin Franklin

I sit here drunk now. I am a series of small victories and large defeats and I am as amazed as any other that…

— Charles Bukowski